For future reference. Set up Raspbian: https://www.raspberrypi.org/documentation/installation/installing-images/ Set up Node.js: https://learn.adafruit.com/node-embedded-development/installing-node-dot-js Set up Johnny Five: https://github.com/rwaldron/johnny-five/wiki/Getting-Started Install Raspi-io: https://github.com/bryan-m-hughes/raspi-io/wiki
// I reject your reality and substitute my own